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Things I Learned from the Movies

Hey everyone, this is my 450th post, and its just about Christmas!  I thought I’d do something a little different.Here is a list of important information I learned from the movies. Enjoy!

  1. Anyone’s life, no matter how important they were, can be summed up in 3 hours or less.
  2. Start building up an immunity to iocane powder.  You never know when it might come in handy.
  3. If you are trapped in a building with a group of terrorists, wear shoes!
  4. If you ever ask someone out on a date, its not necessary to organize a time or location or even to exchange contact info.  You will just both magically know when and where to meet for this date.
  5. Always let the wookie win.
  6. I’m glad I live on the prairies where chances of Godzilla attacks are much lower.
  7. Sometimes its necessary to cross the streams.
  8. No capes!
  9. Volleyballs make loyal friends.
  10. Your villain status is determined by how high up you are when you fall to your death.
  11. Life finds a way.  So long as it has frog DNA.
  12. If you love steak, take the blue pill.
  13. There’s a fine line between clever and stupid.
  14. Merlot sucks.
  15. “Happily ever after” doesn’t count direct-to-video sequels.
  16. Always protect your precious bodily fluids.
  17. A great movie can come from any time, place, or genre.

Merry Christmas!

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2 Responses to “Things I Learned from the Movies”

  1. Fun stuff, Ian, I could tell where some of them are from 😀 Merry Christmas to you!

  2. Number 2 is by far the most important thing anyone has ever learnt. That and “never start a fencing match with your good hand”.


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