Ian's Movie Reviews
Short Reviews of Movies, Board Games, and Other Stuff

Safe House

“Time’s a-wasting. Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock…”

If I had to sum up Safe House in word word it would be: mediocre.

The storyline was mediocre.

The dialogue was mediocre.

Ryan Reynold’s performance was mediocre.

Denzel Washington’s performance was strong yet mediocre.

The concept was mediocre.

The action scenes were competent, but mediocre.

The ending was mediocre.

I apologize for the mediocre review.


6 Responses to “Safe House”

  1. Lol, I agree with this for the most part, yet I found myself very entertained. Call it a guilty pleasure.

  2. Agree, expected more.

  3. Film was mediocre, review was mediocre… Could it be that YOU are mediocre? Maybe I am mediocre as well, since I enjoyed the film a lot.

  4. Haha. enjoyed your mediocre review. A good word to use. Agreed

  5. Yeah, you just about summed it up.

    Enjoy the site. Keep up the good work.

  6. Ahah, well I think you really don’t need to review this Ian, your sentiment is loud and clear 🙂 I never really had interest in seeing this, and this post certainly confirms my dread.

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